It’s Official, I Am Quitting My Stay At Home Job!


Something happened to me today that Is just unacceptable. I am not fit to be a care giver. Here is how it went down.

1. My phone alerted me that Aaron Rodgers is dating someone.
2. I was interested in this story.
3. I googled “is Aaron Rodgers dating anyone”
4. I selected one of the results.
5. Read the whole story.
6. I was interested enough to go back to google and read another article.
7. Still interested in this story so I google imaged “Olivia Munn”
8. Read multiple articles on her.
9. Picked up my phone to text Addison about it.
10. Looked up from my iPad and continued to fold laundry while watching the view.

I would like to take this time to apologize to my Wife for this embarrassing behavior. This is an unforgivable act. I guess the bright side is I will be able to gossip with the girls.

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